im never gonna get married and im gonna sleep with ten billion people
THAT’S 4 BILLION MORE PEOPLE THAN THERE ARE ON THE PLANET
not if you include the dead
Why limit yourself to this planet?
Why limit yourself to people?
I’M GOING TO FUCKING CRY HOLY SHIT
there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
i saw this in the middle of walmart and broke down crying
These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.
I always wondered how their hair worked
(Source: epic-humor)
Things Nobody Says To Heterosexuals
I have actually said some of these things in jest lol
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
(Source: wh1rring)
Michael and Alan play a practical joke on Daniel during one of their takes. (x)
Oh my fucking God.
fun fact: daniel specifically asked to be placed near this one extra he had a crush on during this scene. alan and michael did this on purpose not just to prank daniel, but to make him embarrassed infront of her
What really gets me is that the star of the entire franchise had a crush on an extra and if you don’t think that is the fucking cutest thing ever, you, good sir, are wrong.
THIS IS MY MOST FAVORITE THING